You never truly know do you?
What do you call a pear with loose morals?
I’m so done with you tumblr
Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.
Look at this poor, impractical bastard.
The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.
Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.
I can’t not reblog this
Everyone who reblogs this will get a bed time fairy tale in their inbox. (Standards will vary from ‘pretty good’ to ‘what the fuck did I just read’)
If I can’t think if anything, it’ll be based on your icon.
when you work on something really hard and it’s finally your time to shine but you just
JESUS WAS THIS JOKE REALLY JUST MADE I CAN’T EVEN
- why bronies think people hate them: they watch a TV show marketed at little girls
- why people actually hate bronies: they sexualize technicolor horses, they're misogynistic despite the show's feminist messages, they harass people, they think "coming out of the stable" is a big deal, rape jokes, they make everything about them, do i even need to go on
id like think im an alternative badass girl who doesn’t give a fuck and doesnt live by societys rules, but in reality i do all my homework and never back talk teachers and i say “please” and “thank you” and “sorry” way too much.
this post is making me rethink my life why
Hermione Granger did all of those things and was still a total badass
I feel better